Top 13 band names that Gentle Giant passed on

A humorous list of the top 13 band names that Gentle Giant passed on in early 1970. From Patrick Little, 30 August 1996.

1. Manchowder
2. Teeny-Tiny Bastard
3. Got A Dog In My Truck For Ya'
4. We Play Really Annoying Music
5. Jimmy Jive and the Coefficients of Friction
6. The Gee-Gee's
7. Diet Christ
8. Large Man With a Pleasant Demeanor
9. Television Cat Mustard
10. Pigfart Apocalypse
11. Hits? What Hits?
12. Shemp is my Dad
13. Tastes Like Wet Dog